Hey There Delilah remix (You've got to read! It's hilarious!)

Here is a remix of Hey There Delilah. It is about a penguin eating too much popcorn.

Hey there you penguin
What's it like eating too much popcorn
I can't believe you're eating that much popcorn
But you can't eat that much popcorn
Yeah, you can't
Times Square can't eat that much popcorn like you
I swear it's true
Hey there you penguin
Don't worry about the popcorn
I'm right there if you puke it out
Give this song a piece of popcorn
Close your mouth
Listen to the crunch of your popcorn
I'm eating it too
Oh, you're eating too much popcorn
Oh, you're eating too much popcorn
Oh, you're eating too much popcorn
Oh, you're eating too much popcorn
You're eating too much popcorn
Hey there you penguin
I know this popcorn is getting hard
But believe me penguin
Someday I'll pay the bills with this piece of popcorn
We'll have all the popcorn
We'll have the life of all the popcorn
My word is all the popcorn
Hey there you penguin
I've got so much popcorn to eat
If every simple popcorn I ate with you
Would take your popcorn away
I'd eat it all
Even with more popcorn in your mouth, you'd fall
We'd have all the popcorn
Oh, you're eating too much popcorn
Oh, you're eating too much popcorn
Oh, you're eating too much popcorn
Oh, you're eating too much popcorn

Bye! I didn't want to write the rest of the song because it would've been TOO MUCH to write!