Meebo!

Not quitting Club Penguin and other news!

I'm not quitting Club Penguin. The other news is that I have these Lolcats!


That cat played guitar too much and the room went all black.















I knew this cat named Lightning (he was a boy). His owner was Mr. Poppy. Last night, he and his wife, Mrs. Poppy were asleep while Lightning creeped out the door. He opened the fridge and got salsa. He ate it. He went back to the bedroom. When Mrs. Poppy woke up, she couldn't believe her eyes!

Quitting Club Penguin?

I hate Club Penguin. It's so boring. It should be called Club Poop because it's so boring. I'm quitting Club Penguin. It's such a nerdy game!

Roots Are Yummy is back!

Yummy, yummy roots!! Aaaahhh!!!! He's back!!!!!!!

Hey There Delilah remix (You've got to read! It's hilarious!)

Here is a remix of Hey There Delilah. It is about a penguin eating too much popcorn.

Hey there you penguin
What's it like eating too much popcorn
I can't believe you're eating that much popcorn
But you can't eat that much popcorn
Yeah, you can't
Times Square can't eat that much popcorn like you
I swear it's true
Hey there you penguin
Don't worry about the popcorn
I'm right there if you puke it out
Give this song a piece of popcorn
Close your mouth
Listen to the crunch of your popcorn
I'm eating it too
Oh, you're eating too much popcorn
Oh, you're eating too much popcorn
Oh, you're eating too much popcorn
Oh, you're eating too much popcorn
You're eating too much popcorn
Hey there you penguin
I know this popcorn is getting hard
But believe me penguin
Someday I'll pay the bills with this piece of popcorn
We'll have all the popcorn
We'll have the life of all the popcorn
My word is all the popcorn
Hey there you penguin
I've got so much popcorn to eat
If every simple popcorn I ate with you
Would take your popcorn away
I'd eat it all
Even with more popcorn in your mouth, you'd fall
We'd have all the popcorn
Oh, you're eating too much popcorn
Oh, you're eating too much popcorn
Oh, you're eating too much popcorn
Oh, you're eating too much popcorn

Bye! I didn't want to write the rest of the song because it would've been TOO MUCH to write!

The Stuffed Animal Project hates me! :(

My stuffed animal hates me :( Bo, how could you do this to me?

Bo's comment:

I don't hate you. I'm a stuffed animal! Come on! I can't hate you and you can't hate me. Maybe you were dreaming. It can't be that bad, Gerbil Assistant!

Penguins!!

AAAAHHH!!!! Penguins are attacking Cats and Gerbils!!!!! *Penguin eats gerbil* AAAAAHHHH!!!!!! I made a list of penguins who are attacking Cats and Gerbils. Read if you wish.

Penguins who eat gerbils:
Penguiny Penguinny
Pengy Peng
Penguin-Achoo

Penguins who like anime (LOL)
Naruto Pengui
Pokemon Pengui
Chi-Yu

Penguins who make EVERYTHING miserable:
Keyboard Cream
Wittle Bizzy
Doesbutts
Quest Tyx
Ewestin
Roots Are Yummy

KEEP ON A LOOK OUT FOR THEM!!!!!

NEW NAME

Yay Gerbil Car! Better than gerbil assisstant.